Upon being challenged by a friend, I decided to try out eating vegan for a day. I slipped twice:

1. Crap, this package of M&M peanuts has milk products in the chocolate.
2. Crap, this chicken stew has chicken in it.

This seems like an awful lot of work. I guess, having goofed, I have to start over now. Lemme just gnaw on this bacon a bit first...